Scientists have today revealed that a “dangerous new variant” of stupidity has been discovered in the UK. “We already know … Read More “Scientists discover “dangerous new variant” of stupidity in the UK”
A young boy who lives in Luton in Bedfordshire has decided to become a Manchester United supporter. “I know it … Read More “Boy who doesn’t live in Manchester decides to support Manchester United”
Matt Hancock has opened talks with the COVID-19 virus with a view to “opting out” of the global pandemic by … Read More “UK government opens negotiations to “exit the pandemic” in 2021”
Justin Timberlake is to play Tim Farron in a brand new film about the life of the charismatic and enigmatic … Read More “Timberlake to play Tim Farron in biopic”
South Korea’s military has reported that North Korea last night conducted another missile test, and this time the missile landed … Read More “North Korea accidentally attacks itself”
More than 33,000 people have called for the UK to ban ear piercing for unborn babies. The petition calls for a … Read More “Thousands call for ear-piercing to be banned for embryos”
